Captain Oblivious is a creeper.
Part of it is my fault. But still…he be a creeper…no way around it.
I had taken away his key…and then gave it back a little while ago…because the children got locked out of my house once when he had them…and it upset them. See…I’m a sucker when it comes to my kids. The deal was…it was only for emergency kid locked out purposes.
There was a bad ice storm here this past Thursday. I lost power (as did most of the city) in the wee hours of Friday morning. Which meant no heat. So I went to crash at my mom’s house. For whatever reason she had power…even though her neighborhood was way harder hit than mine. Captain O also had no heat/electricity in the city where he lives.
My mom made me call him and extend the offer that he could stay at her house as well for the night…as he had no place to go. He basically said something along the lines of…no way in hell. Whatever asshole.
Saturday morning the kids wanted to call him…so I phoned him up. I asked how cold his house was…and he said…hold onto your hat…I mean it…hold the fuck on…
I DON’T KNOW…I STAYED AT YOURS.
What?????????????? First of all…you didn’t ask. Second of all…if you were going to stay at a place with no heat…stay at your own stupid house.
We didn’t have alot of time to go over this issue…I was watching 4 kids…and I will not get into ugly fights with him in front of my kids.
I get home at 10 last night. I finally have heat. It felt so good to be home…and like I had been away for a million years. I go upstairs to put the kids to bed…I go in my room.
Quite obviously he had slept in my bed. Let’s rewind that and say it again…
HE SLEPT IN MY BED.
Not only did he come in my house without permission…he brought his own pillows and deliberately slept in my bed. Not on the couch…not in either of the kids beds… in . my . bed .
We’ll go over the conversation later that followed…because by then the kids were asleep and we could have the conversation…and it was interesting to say the least. He has no idea why I’m having a problem with that.
Let’s just say I did not sleep in that bed last night. Not until I can wash everything. How do I have any guarantee that he had underwear on. Someone like that would probably enjoy spreading their dirty butt crumbs in someone else’s bed.
Not only am I getting the key back…I’m having the locks changed.
ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!
I SWEAR you married my ex-husband! HOLY CRAP!?!
What is it with lobotomized men, anyway?? They REALLY are that stupid!
Stop extending invitiations to this moron – he is making his own little world. Put new locks in, add bars to your windows – or move and never tell him where you live. Exchange the kids at the local McDonald’s if you have to.
I can’t believe he sweated all night in YOUR bed….don’t WASH the bedding – BUT NEW!
Oh Carole – your life is so…….well….I don’t even think I can construct a word to best describe it – especially when Captain O keeps developing new and horrifying ways of being a nut.
Try to have a good day. I’d say sleep well…but I think it’ll be awhile before you can get THAT one out of your head!
oooh i have no words! WIERD!!!
yeeough. 80(
Wow….what nerve! And yes, super creepy! I had issues with my x constantly driving by my home, and/or coming inside whenever he felt like it bc his name is still on the deed and on the mortgage. Well….that doesn’t mean a damn thing! It got so bad that I had to have a restraining order put on him….but as far as I know he never came in and rolled around in my bed!
From a legal standpoint, and not sure if it’s different where you’re from?—but I had to have the courts grant me permission to lock him OUT of HIS house, bc his name is still on the house, regardless of the fact he didn’t live here. The police could have charged me with—not sure what?–but it’s not legal to change locks on a house co-owned, something to do with insurance and crap, bla, bla, bla….
Maybe Captain O wouldn’t be evil enough to make an issue of this….and perhaps he can’t anyway if you are just renting the property—not sure if you own the home?
I also made sure that I removed every item possible and had his friends come and pick them up, proving he had no interest in gaining access here for any reason at all.
I pray it doesn’t get this complicated for you!